So, I don’t exactly have a “smart” phone, but I do have a few (let’s call them) “aps”. On the main screen of my phone I can view the local weather (even if it’s never right) and also my horoscope. I am not a firm believer in horoscopes. I do not live by them. I used to write horoscopes for my High School newspaper (with the help of my trusty BFF, at the time) and would have a great time coming up with randomness! I think horoscopes are fun and in some cases interesting, that’s about it. So, here is my horoscope for today:
“Your writing and speaking abilities are operating at a high level today. If you’ve been thinking about pursuing either of these avenues, starting now gives you an advantage toward attaining success. Make a start and get your ideas down on paper, however rough they may be. The only downside is the stress that might result from the suddden stimulation.”
So, basically what it’s telling me is that I have an aptitude for BS and eventually it will give me a headache? Ok Random Horoscope Writer… You are not telling me anything special today… I generally have a lot of crap to spew, eventually I always give myself a headache. What makes today any more special than any other day? Oh, and BTW Random Horoscope Writer, my brain is always running at this speed, it’s not the sudden stimulation that gets my head in a dizzy, fuzzy mess, it’s the too many ideas and not enough time to get them down before I move onto the next thought…
Kneading, Reading, Streaming